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Snow Globe Vulva Art Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift

Snow globes with vulva art inside — anatomy preserved in festive scenery.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift Rude gift Secret Santa Gift Vulva

Snow Globe Vulva Art Mug – places vulva illustrations inside decorative snow globes, surrounded by swirling snow and seasonal detail. The display format gives the content an unexpected curatorial quality.

A Christmas novelty gift with a presentation edge, a Secret Santa talking point, or the unusual addition to the snow globe shelf.

Give it a shake. Vulva, still there.

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