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St Patrick’s Penis Mug – Rude Pub Party Gift - primary mug mockup
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St Patrick’s Penis Mug – Rude Pub Party Gift

St. Patrick’s Day penises — shamrocks, green hats and anatomy for the most explicitly enhanced pub crawl of the year.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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St. Patrick’s Day Penis Mug – sends cartoon penises through the full Irish holiday kit: shamrocks, green top hats, Guinness pints and lucky clover in a dense seasonal pattern.

A St. Paddy’s party gift, a pub crawl essential mug, or a present for anyone who celebrates the holiday with maximum enthusiasm and minimum inhibition.

Wearing the green. And the explicit.

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