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Sperm Swimming Champion Mug – Rude Father’s Day Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Sperm Swimming Champion Mug – Rude Father’s Day Gift

“Happy Father’s Day from your Swimming Champion” — the most honest Father’s Day message biology allows.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Swimming Champion Mug – delivers the Father’s Day message with a cartoon sperm cell wearing a gold medal and an earnest expression. The joke lands in one look.

A brilliant Father’s Day gift from an adult child who wants to acknowledge the biology of their existence with humour, or any occasion that is technically a compliment.

For the dad who swam fastest.

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