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Ugly Sweater Penis Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup
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Ugly Sweater Penis Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift

The ugly Christmas sweater pattern — but the snowflakes and trees are penises. Seasonally committed.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Ugly Sweater Penis Mug – translates the classic Christmas jumper pattern into mug form with one edit: every traditional motif — snowflakes, trees, reindeers — is replaced with a penis. The festive colour palette remains intact.

The Secret Santa gift that makes people look twice and then three more times, or a Christmas party mug that rewards close inspection.

Garish. Festive. Explicit. Perfect.

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