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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Unicorn Penis Mug – Magical Adult Humor Gift

Penises with unicorn horns and rainbow manes — the magical anatomy crossover.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift Lgbtq Gift Penis Pride Gift

Unicorn Penis Mug – fuses the cartoon penis with full unicorn dressing: spiralling horn, flowing mane, sparkles and stars. The result is absurd, colourful and completely adults-only.

A bachelorette party gift for the friend who unironically loves unicorns, a funny present for anyone who has always suspected unicorns were hiding something, or a pride-adjacent anatomy mug.

Magical. In the most explicit sense.

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