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Wedding Anatomy Art Mug – Cheeky Newlywed Gift

Wedding anatomy — both penises and vulvas dressed for the occasion, ribbons and all.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Perfect for:
Adult Anatomy Anniversary Gift Bachelorette Gift Newlywed Gift Wedding Gift

Wedding Mixed Anatomy Mug – marks the occasion with both penis and vulva cartoon art in wedding styling: white, gold, ribbon detail and celebratory dressing. Explicit and occasion-appropriate in its own way.

A wedding gift for the couple who would actually use this, a bachelorette party gift, or a novelty buy for anyone who wants to acknowledge the biology of the vows.

Something borrowed. Something anatomically complete.

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