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Wiener Bun Penis Mug – Cheeky Couple Food Pun Gift

“You’re the only wiener for my bun” — the hot dog food pun that is technically about sandwiches.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Anniversary Gift Birthday Gift Food Pun Gift Penis Valentines Day Gift

Wiener Bun Mug – pairs the phrase with a cheerful hot dog illustration and delivers a couple’s food metaphor that reads as entirely innocent from a distance.

A Valentine’s gift for a partner who communicates in food puns, a bachelorette party addition, or a funny kitchen mug for the couple who met at a barbecue.

Technically a sandwich reference. Technically.

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