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Lockdown Penis Mug – Dark Quarantine Humor Gift

Penises in face masks — a pandemic-era anatomy mug that aged like history.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Lockdown Penis Mug – documents a specific cultural moment: cartoon penises wearing surgical face masks, socially distanced and otherwise exactly as usual. The dark humour of the era is baked in.

A pandemic retrospective gag gift, a present for someone who got through lockdown with their sense of humour intact, or a curiosity piece for anyone who catalogues absurdist history.

We masked. We managed. Somehow.

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