Personalized Ugly Christmas Sweater: Festive Penis Art

An ugly Christmas sweater with your kind of humour.

This design was a bestseller in our former Etsy shop. It is now made to order here with your own custom wording.

Santa hats, festive decorations and cheeky penis illustrations bring the bad taste. Your words bring the personality. This naughty Christmas sweater is a printed crewneck sweatshirt with custom text above the festive design.

Looking for a funny Christmas sweater for men or women? The unisex classic fit comes in Black, Irish Green and Red, in sizes S–5XL. Wear it to an adult Christmas party, or make it a personal Secret Santa gift or a White Elephant surprise for someone who enjoys a dirty joke.

Your custom text is included

The photos show sample text: All I want for Christmas. It is not added automatically. If you want that wording, enter it exactly in the custom text box. You can also choose a name, message or short phrase of your own. There is no extra personalization charge.

• Personalization is required. Enter up to 60 characters, including spaces.
• Check spelling and capitalization carefully. We print the text you enter.
• No proof is sent before production. Personalization cannot be changed once production begins.
• The illustrated Christmas design stays the same; your text replaces the sample wording.

About the sweatshirt

• Gildan 18000 classic-fit crewneck.
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric.
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem; double-needle stitching.
• Black, Irish Green or Red; sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
• Made to order. See the size guide before choosing your fit.

For adults. This is a printed crewneck sweatshirt, rather than a knitted Christmas jumper.