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Personalized Ugly Christmas Sweater: Festive Vulva Art

A personalized ugly Christmas sweater with nine festive vulva illustrations and your custom text included. Unisex printed crewneck in Black, Irish Green or Red, S–5XL. Enter your wording: the text in the photos is an example.

Price range: $34.95 through $44.95

Size Guide

Your custom text

Required: enter the exact words you want printed, up to 60 characters including spaces. Want the sample? Enter “All I Want For Christmas”. Check spelling and capitalization; we print your text as entered.

Max 60 characters. Please check your spelling before adding to cart.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.

An ugly Christmas sweater with a festive twist.

Nine festive vulva illustrations, one very questionable Christmas tradition. This personalized ugly Christmas sweater pairs playful anatomical art with your own words above the design. Think Santa hats, holly, candy canes, a wreath, reindeer antlers, ribbons and twinkling Christmas lights.

Choose a naughty Christmas sweater for an adult holiday party, a funny Secret Santa gift or a White Elephant exchange with friends who appreciate this kind of humour. The unisex classic fit works for men and women, with Black, Irish Green and Red options in sizes S–5XL.

Your words, your Christmas sweatshirt

Personalization is required and included in the price. The photos show the example All I Want For Christmas. That wording is not added automatically. Enter it in the custom text box if you want the same words, or choose your own name, message or short phrase.

  • Enter up to 60 characters, including spaces.
  • Check spelling and capitalization carefully. We print the text you enter.
  • The nine illustrated vulvas stay the same; your words replace the sample text above them.
  • No proof is sent before production. Your personalization cannot be changed once production begins.

About the sweatshirt

  • Gildan 18000 classic-fit unisex crewneck.
  • 50% cotton and 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric.
  • Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
  • Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem; double-needle stitching.
  • Black, Irish Green or Red; sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
  • Made to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit.

This listing is for one printed crewneck sweatshirt. The ugly Christmas sweater wording describes the holiday style; the garment is a sweatshirt, rather than a knitted jumper. The design contains adult anatomical humour.

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