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Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Mum Sorry For Ruining Your Boobs Mug – Funny Mother’s Day Gift

“Mum, sorry for ruining your boobs” — a Mother’s Day card that Hallmark will never print.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Boobs Funny Gift Mothers Day Gift New Mom Gift Rude Mom Gift

Mum Boobs Mug – pairs the phrase with a cartoon boob illustration and delivers something that is both genuinely funny and oddly heartfelt, in the Pardon My Bits way.

The Mother’s Day gift for the mum who would laugh at this, or the adult child who wants to acknowledge the sacrifice with humour rather than carnations.

Ruder than a card. More memorable than flowers.

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