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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Womb Flower Mug – Botanical Body Positive Gift

Botanical uterus and womb art — scientific, beautiful and unambiguously body-positive. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Body Positive Gift Mothers Day Gift

Womb Flower Vulva Mug – illustrates the uterus and reproductive anatomy in a botanical diagram style: detailed, floral-edged and rendered with the care of a natural history illustration.

A body-positive gift for anyone who works in healthcare, studies biology, or simply thinks reproductive anatomy deserves beautiful representation.

The body, drawn with botanical precision. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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