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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Custom Name Penis Mug – Personalized Letter Gift

Your name spelled out entirely in penis-shaped letters — personalised, explicit and not one bit sorry about it.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift Penis Personalized Gift Secret Santa Gift

Custom Name Penis Mug – turns the alphabet into an anatomy lesson: every letter is formed from a cartoon penis, stacked and curved into shape. The personalisation makes it funnier and more committed to the bit.

A bachelorette party trophy, a rude Secret Santa for the person who is impossible to buy for, or a gag gift that will genuinely be kept and used.

Monogrammed. Explicit. Yours.

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