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Animal Penis Mug – Funny Rude Animal Lover Gift - primary mug mockup
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Animal Penis Mug – Funny Rude Animal Lover Gift

Penises dressed as pandas, cows and bears — the anatomy fancy dress that no one requested but everyone will remember.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Animal Lover Gift Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift Penis Secret Santa Gift

Animal-Themed Penis Mug – puts cartoon penises in full animal costumes: panda ears, cow patches, bear suits — the works. The commitment to the concept is total.

A bachelorette essential, a truly unforgettable Secret Santa, or a gift for the person who collects wonderful and weird mugs for sport.

Nature documentary meets adults-only gag gift.

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