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Bottle Penis Mug – Rude Party Drinking Humor Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Bottle Penis Mug – Rude Party Drinking Humor Gift

Wine bottles, beer bottles and champagne flutes — all subtly reshaped into something very phallic.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bottle Penis Mug – works through the full drinks cabinet — wine, beer, champagne, spirits — and redraws each bottle with a decidedly phallic silhouette. The joke is in the shape; the rest is plausible deniability.

A drinks-themed bachelorette gift, a wine-lover’s rude present, or the mug for the bar cart owner who appreciates subtle anatomy humour.

Cheers to the shapely bottle.

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