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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Classic Penis Mug – Cheeky Anatomy Art Gift

The classic penis mug — cartoon anatomy in a clean allover pattern, without ceremony or excuse.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Classic Penis Mug – covers the surface in classic illustrated penises: various sizes, drawn in clean cartoon style, repeated across the full mug without any seasonal or thematic dressing.

A bachelorette party staple, a gag gift for the person who would actually use it, or the go-to when you want something that does exactly what it says on the tin.

The original. No notes.

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