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Condom Pattern Mug – Rude Safe Sex Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Condom Pattern Mug – Rude Safe Sex Gift

Condoms in every colour and wrapper style — the safe sex PSA you actually want to drink from.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift Condoms Penis Safe Sex Gift

Condom Pattern Penis Mug – tiles the surface with illustrated condom wrappers, foil packets and rolled condoms in a cheerful multicolour pattern. Adults-only in concept and cheerfully responsible in implication.

A bachelorette party goodie, a sexual health awareness gift that actually works, or a present for the person who thinks safe sex should get better branding.

Wrapped and ready.

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