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Ice Cream Penis Mug – Cheeky Summer Dessert Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Ice Cream Penis Mug – Cheeky Summer Dessert Gift

Ice lollies shaped like penises — the summer confectionery double-take in mug form.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Ice Cream Penis Mug – serves up a row of ice lollies and popsicles that are, in shape, unmistakably phallic. The colours are summery, the joke is in the silhouette.

A summer birthday gift, a bachelorette weekend essential, or a July staple for the person who eats ice lollies with a knowing expression.

Two sticks. One joke.

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