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Love Penis Mug – Funny Romantic Adult Gift

Penises dressed in bow ties and carrying roses — the romantic anatomy mug that tried its best.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Anniversary Gift Bachelorette Gift Funny Gift Penis Valentines Day Gift

Love Penis Mug – puts its cartoon penises in Valentine’s mode: bow ties, rose bouquets, heart patterns and the whole February aesthetic. The anatomy is explicit; the intention is affectionate.

A Valentine’s gift for a partner who appreciates absurd romance, a Galentine’s addition that goes bold, or an anniversary gift for the couple with the right sense of humour.

Love, anatomically verified.

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