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Survival Game Parody Penis Mug – Dark Adult Humor Gift

Squid Game character penises — the survival drama anatomy crossover nobody could have predicted.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
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Masked Survival Game Penis Mug – casts cartoon penises as the masked characters from a popular survival drama: the doll, the guards, the contestants — all reimagined in anatomical form. The parody is exact.

A gift for the TV obsessive who found the original show tense and this version better, a bachelorette party conversation piece, or a collector item for absurdist parody fans.

The final game is on your mug.

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