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Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Mini Penis Mug – Tiny Cheeky Anatomy Gift

A dense allover pattern of small cartoon penises — the anatomically committed repeat print.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Adults Only Gift Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift Cheeky Gift Penis

Mini Penis Mug – fills the entire mug surface with small, clearly drawn penises in a tight repeat pattern. No seasonal dressing, no costume, no distraction. Just a lot of penises.

The bachelorette party classic, the go-to gag gift when nothing else suggests itself, or the mug for the person who appreciates commitment to a visual theme.

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