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Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Nude Santa Penis Mug – Naughty Christmas Gift

Santa Claus with nothing but the hat — the North Pole as nobody imagined it.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
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Nude Santa Penis Mug – strips Father Christmas down to his essential features: the hat, the beard, the rosy cheeks — and the anatomy, fully visible. The festive cheer is intact; the clothing is not.

A Secret Santa that doubles as its own punchline, a Christmas bachelorette essential, or a gift for anyone who has always found Santa’s all-weather suit suspicious.

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