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Pumpkin Penis Mug – Spooky Halloween Gift

Jack-o-lanterns reimagined as penises with carved faces — Halloween anatomy grinning back at you.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Adults Only Gift Bachelorette Gift Halloween Gift Penis

Pumpkin Penis Mug – carves jack-o-lantern expressions onto cartoon penises, merging the two most iconic shapes of October. The seasonal detail is applied with full commitment.

A Halloween Secret Santa, a spooky bachelorette addition, or a carved-pumpkin tribute for the person who goes all-out for October 31st and wants their mug to match.

Carved. Lit from within. Inappropriate.

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