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Thanksgiving Penis Mug – Rude Friendsgiving Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Thanksgiving Penis Mug – Rude Friendsgiving Gift

Thanksgiving anatomy — turkeys, pie and penises in the Friendsgiving table mug nobody expected.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Thanksgiving Penis Mug – spreads the anatomy across a Thanksgiving-themed pattern: alongside cartoon penises you will find turkeys, pumpkin pies, cornucopias and autumn leaves in warm seasonal colour.

A Friendsgiving table conversation piece, a rude holiday gift for the perennial host, or the mug that makes its way onto every Thanksgiving table and never gets packed away.

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