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Colorful Christmas bauble and penis pattern printed on a personalized Pickle Bits penis mug by Pardon My Bits.
Spice level: Bold Bits

Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Christmas Bauble Penis Mug – Personalized Holiday Gift

Colorful Christmas baubles and cartoon penis shapes create a festive mug for bold Secret Santa and White Elephant gifts. Add optional custom text or keep the original pattern.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Colorful Christmas baubles and cartoon penis shapes repeat across this festive mug, creating a holiday pattern that looks cheerful from across the room and much less innocent up close.

It is made for Q4 gift swaps, close friends and adults-only Christmas tables where a bold joke is already welcome. Use it as a Secret Santa or White Elephant gift when the group appreciates cheeky humor, then choose an 11 oz or 15 oz size and the mug color that best suits the recipient.

Add their name to the naughty list.

Add a name, nickname or short holiday message in the optional custom-text field, up to 60 characters. Leave the field blank to keep the original Christmas bauble pattern.

Explore Pickle Bits personalized penis mugs, Christmas gifts, all funny mugs, or the Floral Penis Mug.

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