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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Christmas Anatomy Gift Box Mug – Rude Secret Santa Gift

Christmas wrapped anatomy — both penises and vulvas dressed up as festive gifts, with ribbons.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Christmas Anatomy Gift Mug – wraps both cartoon penises and vulvas in full Christmas gift packaging: ribbons, bows and seasonal colour. The anatomy is unmistakable; the wrapping is impeccable.

A rude Secret Santa that keeps everyone guessing until they look properly, a Christmas bachelorette essential, or a festive buy for the person who has no patience for tame gifts.

Wrapped with care. Anatomically thorough.

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