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Floral Anatomy Art Mug – Body Positive Gift

Floral patterns mixed with both penis and vulva art — the body-positive botanical anatomy mug. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift Body Positive Gift

Floral Mixed Anatomy Mug – weaves penises and vulvas into a floral allover pattern, framed by flowers and botanical detail. The anatomy is fully present; the presentation is decorative.

A body-positive bachelorette buy, a Pride-adjacent gift, or a mug for the person who wants anatomy and floral design to coexist without apology.

Bloom. In every sense. A printed anatomy mug — penises and vulvas, both. Dick mug, vagina mug? Yes to both. Personalised, flat-print, dishwasher-safe.

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