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Candy Heart Vulva Art Mug – Cheeky Valentine’s Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Candy Heart Vulva Art Mug – Cheeky Valentine’s Gift

Candy hearts shaped as vulvas — the Valentine’s anatomy treat that sweetens the message.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Candy Heart Vulva Art Mug – renders the classic conversation candy heart in vulva form: pastel colours, message-shaped surfaces and the rounded anatomy that makes this unmistakably adult.

A Valentine’s gift for a partner who appreciates the visual upgrade on a seasonal classic, a Galentine’s option with a wink, or a February purchase for the person who prefers their chocolates shaped differently.

Sweet, in a very specific way.

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