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Christmas Lights Vulva Art Mug – Rude Holiday Gift

Christmas lights strung from vulva shapes — the festive anatomy string for the most unusual advent.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Christmas Lights Vulva Art Mug – redraws the classic light string with vulva shapes as every bulb, in seasonal reds, greens and golds. The festive format makes the anatomy both worse and funnier.

A Christmas bachelorette essential, a rude Secret Santa, or a mug for the person whose December aesthetic has no ceiling.

Lights are on. Shape is vulva.

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