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Coffee Bean Vulva Art Mug – Funny Coffee Lover Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Coffee Bean Vulva Art Mug – Funny Coffee Lover Gift

Coffee beans that look exactly like vulvas — the barista anatomy mug you cannot un-see.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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Coffee Bean Vulva Art Mug – fills the mug with coffee bean shapes that are, viewed carefully, also vulva forms. The analogy is rendered in warm brown tones and very precisely.

A funny gift for the coffee obsessive who will notice immediately, a kitchen mug that rewards the attentive, or a present for anyone who has ever looked at a coffee bean and thought something.

Dark roast. Double meaning.

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