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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Cosmic Vulva Art Mug – Funny Space Lover Gift

Space and planets in vulva form — the cosmic anatomy mug for the adult astronomer.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift Sci Fi Gift Space Lover Gift Vulva

Cosmic Vulva Art Mug – places vulva art inside planet and celestial shapes: each orb is anatomical, surrounded by stars, moons and cosmic detail in a vibrant space palette.

A gift for the astronomy enthusiast who also appreciates adult humour, a bachelorette buy for the science-minded, or any occasion that calls for an interplanetary anatomy mug.

The universe, as it really looks.

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