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Spice level: Bold Bits

Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Explicit Raw Anatomy Penis Mug – Adult Novelty Gift

More anatomically detailed, less cartoon — the explicitly rendered penis mug for people who want less dressing. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Novelty Gift

Raw Anatomy Penis Mug – steps up the explicitness: less cartoon, more anatomical illustration, presented across the full mug in a repeat pattern. The intention is clear and the execution delivers.

A bachelorette gift for the bold, a gag gift for the person whose threshold is high, or the mug for anyone who thought the classic designs were not quite explicit enough.

No euphemism. Full anatomy. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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