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Floral dick pattern printed on a personalized Pickle Bits penis mug by Pardon My Bits.
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Floral Penis Mug – Botanical Cheeky Art Gift

Penises drawn in a delicate botanical line art style — the anatomy mug that could almost pass as wallpaper. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift

Floral Penis Mug – renders the classic penis in fine botanical illustration style: thin lines, floral detailing, the kind of graphic work you would see on a vintage seed packet if it were about anything else.

A mug for the design-conscious adult with a sense of humour, a bachelorette buy that leans artsy, or a gift for anyone who collects botanical prints and also has a personality.

Genus: Phallus. Very elegant. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug, penis art mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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