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Christmas Ornament Boobs Mug – Funny Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Funny Christmas Ornament Boob Mug – Secret Santa Gift

Classic ornament shapes, each one a pair of boobs — the most festively inappropriate mug in the advent calendar. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift Secret Santa Gift

Christmas Ornament Boob Mug – rethinks the hanging bauble as a cartoon pair of boobs in rich festive colours — red, gold, green, fully dressed.

A loud and proud Secret Santa, a stocking filler for the person who has everything, or a Christmas party mug that sets the tone before the mulled wine is poured.

When you want your Christmas a little more naughty than nice. A printed boob mug — tit mug, tits mug, funny tit mug, novelty boob mug, funny boobs mug. We answer to all of them. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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