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Merry Boobmas Boobs Mug – Christmas Tree Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Merry Boobmas Boob Mug – Christmas Tree Gift

Merry Boobmas — a Christmas tree built entirely from stacked boob shapes, with the text to match. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift

Christmas Tree Boob Mug – stacks boob after boob into a perfect Christmas tree silhouette, topped with a star. The legend reads Merry Boobmas — in case there was any doubt.

The rude Secret Santa gift that writes itself. Ideal for bachelorette Christmas parties, white elephant swaps, or gifting to the body-positive meme sender in your life.

It says everything the Christmas card cannot. A printed boob mug — tit mug, tits mug, funny tit mug, novelty boob mug. We answer to all of them. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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