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Naughty Christmas Ornament Penis Mug – Holiday Gift

Decorated Christmas ornaments that are also, unmistakably, penises — festive anatomy for the naughty list. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Christmas Ornament Penis Mug – decks each ornament with full Christmas dressing — ribbons, stars, holly — while the shape speaks entirely for itself. The seasonal colour palette makes it worse and better simultaneously.

A rude Secret Santa standout, a Christmas party mug, or a festive buy for anyone who thinks Christmas decorations are too wholesome.

Seasonal spirit, anatomically enhanced. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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