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Christmas Penis Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Naughty Christmas Penis Mug – Secret Santa Gift

Christmas penises in Santa hats, ready to deliver — the holiday anatomy mug for the decidedly naughty list. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Christmas Penis Mug – dresses cartoon penises in full seasonal kit: Santa hats, Christmas jumpers, elf outfits. Each one is festive in spirit and completely explicit in form.

A Secret Santa gift that will become office legend, a Christmas bachelorette essential, or a purchase for anyone who thinks the holiday season needs more personality.

HO HO HO and so on. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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