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Naughty Christmas Position Mug – Adults Only Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Naughty Christmas Position Mug – Adults Only Gift

The Kama Sutra gets a Christmas makeover — festive, explicit and completely inappropriate under the tree. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift Secret Santa Gift

Naughty Christmas Position Mug – reimagines sex positions in a Christmas setting: same acts, different hats. The illustrations are clear, the holiday theme makes it worse, and that is exactly the point.

The rude Secret Santa gift that will be talked about for years, or a Christmas bachelorette party centrepiece for the uninhibited.

Season’s greetings from the naughty list. A printed rude Christmas mug — or naughty Secret Santa mug if that’s the search that brought you here. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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