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Christmas Lights Boobs Mug – Rude Holiday Humor Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Rude Christmas Lights Boob Mug – Holiday Humor Gift

A fairy light string where every bulb is a miniature pair of boobs — festive, cheeky and impossible to un-see. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Christmas Lights Boob Mug – reimagines the classic bulb string: each light is a small cartoonish pair of boobs in seasonal colours. Minimal lines, maximum joke.

A brilliant Secret Santa for the colleague who thinks Christmas is overrated, or the friend who hangs questionable decorations and calls it decor.

Subtle from a distance. Absolutely not subtle up close. A printed boob mug — tit mug, tits mug, funny tit mug, novelty boob mug. We answer to all of them. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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