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Easter Penis Mug – Rude Spring Basket Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Rude Easter Penis Mug – Spring Basket Gift

Easter eggs that are also, once you look, clearly penises — the springtime anatomy reveal. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Easter Gift Novelty Gift

Easter Penis Mug – decorates classic Easter egg shapes with pastel patterns and painted detail, while the silhouette makes it very clear these are not standard confectionery.

An Easter Secret Santa, a spring gift for someone who finds traditional Easter a bit bland, or the mug for whoever brings the weird contribution to the office Easter hunt.

He is risen, and he is on your mug. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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