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Rude Vegetable Penis Mug – Food Lover Gift

Phallic vegetables doing exactly what vegetables do — the produce aisle has never looked so suggestive. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift

Vegetable Penis Mug – gathers the classics: eggplant, banana, carrot, corn on the cob, cucumber — arranged into a pattern that celebrates both nutrition and innuendo. These are actual vegetables.

A gift for the cook with a dirty mind, a vegetarian bachelorette addition, or a kitchen mug for anyone who has ever texted an eggplant emoji with intent.

Five a day. You know which ones. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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