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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Sarcastic Great Tits & Correct Opinions Boob Mug – Adult…

“Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything” — the mug that says what you have always been thinking. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift

Great Tits and Correct Opinions Mug – leads with text and delivers a punch. The phrase is set in confident bold type — no imagery required; the words do all the work.

A sharp, sarcastic gift for the friend who is always right and knows it. Works brilliantly as a birthday gift or a feminist statement mug for anywhere you can get away with it.

Short on subtlety, long on personality. A printed boob mug — tit mug, tits mug, funny tit mug, novelty boob mug. We answer to all of them. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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