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Kink-Inspired Penis Mug – Adults Only Novelty Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Bold Bits

Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Kink-Inspired Penis Mug – Adults Only Novelty Gift

Penises in full BDSM gear — leather, chains and restraints. Definitely adults-only. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Novelty Gift

BDSM Penis Mug – equips each cartoon penis with the full kink wardrobe: leather harnesses, chain detail and accessories that leave no ambiguity about the theme. Dark palette, committed aesthetic.

A bachelorette party gift for the boldest member of the group, a gag gift for someone who will appreciate the detail, or a personal treat for adults who like their mugs to mean business.

Safe, sane, consensual, and on a mug. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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