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Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts

Hearts, flirty food puns, romantic characters and more direct private jokes for adult partners. Compare a gentle wiener-and-bun slogan with explicit bedroom artwork, and choose the kind of joke you both enjoy.

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Valentine’s Day

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Red Lips Pattern Mug – Flirty Adult Humor Gift - primary mug mockup

Red Lips Mug: Flirty Illustrated Pattern

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Wiener Bun Penis Mug – Cheeky Couple Food Pun Gift - primary mug mockup

Wiener Mug: You’re the Only Wiener for My Bun

From $22.95Safe-ish
Taco Penis Mug – Cheeky Couple Food Pun Gift - primary mug mockup

Taco Mug: You’re the Only Meat for My Taco

From $22.95Safe-ish
Watercolor Heart Boobs Mug – Body Positive Gift - primary mug mockup

Heart Boob Mug: Watercolour Body Art

From $22.95Safe-ish

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Blooms, butterflies, and a little anatomy.

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