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Birthday Party Penis Mug – Funny Adult Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Funny Birthday Party Penis Mug – Adult Gift

Birthday party penises — confetti, balloons, streamers and anatomy. Happy Birthday indeed. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Party Penis Mug – brings the cartoon penis to its natural habitat: the birthday party. Hats, balloons, streamers and celebratory detail surround explicit anatomy in a dense festive pattern.

A bachelorette party buy, a birthday gag gift for the person who appreciates irreverence, or the mug that appears at every party and never gets returned.

The guest of honour. Always. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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