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Funny Party Vulva Mug – Birthday Adult Gift

Birthday party vulvas — balloons, streamers and anatomy for the celebration that has everything. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift

Party Vulva Mug – brings the vulva to the party: balloons, streamers, confetti and birthday detail surround cartoon vulva art in a dense festive pattern.

A bachelorette party buy, a birthday gag gift for the person who appreciates irreverence, or the mug that is passed around at every birthday before anyone gets a drink.

The guest of honour. Always. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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