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Cosmic Vulva Art Mug – Funny Space Lover Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Funny Cosmic Vulva Mug – Space Lover Gift

Space and planets in vulva form — the cosmic anatomy mug for the adult astronomer. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Cosmic Vulva Mug – places vulva art inside planet and celestial shapes: each orb is anatomical, surrounded by stars, moons and cosmic detail in a vibrant space palette.

A gift for the astronomy enthusiast who also appreciates adult humour, a bachelorette buy for the science-minded, or any occasion that calls for an interplanetary anatomy mug.

The universe, as it really looks. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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