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Money Penis Mug – Funny Finance Bro Gift - primary mug mockup
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Funny Money Penis Mug – Finance Bro Gift

Penises with money symbols, banknotes and coins — the financial anatomy crossover you were not expecting. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Perfect for:
Birthday Gift Funny Gift Novelty Gift

Money Penis Mug – fills the mug with cartoon penises alongside dollar signs, pound symbols, coins and cash in a pattern that draws a visual connection between two things people are very invested in.

A gift for the finance professional who can take a joke, a bachelorette buy with a topical edge, or an economic commentary for anyone who has noticed the overlap between money and ego.

Currency. In a manner of speaking. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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