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Animal Penis Mug – Funny Rude Animal Lover Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Funny Animal Penis Mug – Rude Animal Lover Gift

Penises dressed as pandas, cows and bears — the anatomy fancy dress that no one requested but everyone will remember. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Animal-Themed Penis Mug – puts cartoon penises in full animal costumes: panda ears, cow patches, bear suits — the works. The commitment to the concept is total.

A bachelorette essential, a truly unforgettable Secret Santa, or a gift for the person who collects wonderful and weird mugs for sport.

Nature documentary meets adults-only gag gift. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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