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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Funny Gym Penis Mug – Workout Gag Gift

Penises with dumbbells, resistance bands and protein shakers — the gym bro anatomy crossover. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift

Gym Penis Mug – takes fitness equipment and fills it in alongside cartoon penises across a dense allover pattern. Dumbbells, kettlebells, trainers and anatomy in one committed design.

A gym-adjacent bachelorette gift, a birthday present for the friend who talks about the gym constantly, or the mug for anyone whose workout playlist is the second most inappropriate thing about them.

Gains. Of one kind or another. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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